Brain Detritus

what's rattling around in there



how to make friends

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Can never reblog this too much

Shouldn’t we all care more about the rockhopper penguin?

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So I know there are some of you who think I’m kind of a drama queen and that I get upset about things way too easily and that’s fine. If that descriptor fits you, you may want to just skip this one.

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im gonna cry

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Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

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I find this really hilarious, but my favorite ones are the ones where there are both cats and dogs, because the dogs usually look like they feel really bad about whatever it is they did, while the cats are all just sitting there looking 100% like they do not have a single fuck to give and would do it all over again, preferably while you watch.

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this is amazing

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Thanks tumblr for randomly unfollowing people for me. No really. 

These last couple of weeks have been so weird. 

If you’ve been here awhile, you know all about my ex leaving me for the neighbor. And like I said recently, she has since left said neighbor for someone else (who I found out later was her trainer for her new job).

The weird thing is that I’ve been talking a lot to the neighbor (well, I’ve moved since but that’s how I always refer to her here) and we’re actually becoming pretty good friends.

Like, I hated her so much after my ex and I broke up because of everything that happened, and I never thought in a million years that we’d have anything in common, but we do. I mean, aside from the fact that she got dumped just like I did (I mean even down to the excuses that she got and everything). 

And maybe I’m too softhearted or whatever, but life is just too damn short to hold a grudge forever, and I feel really bad for her because she’s hurting so much. And because she has a 5-year-old daughter to take care of who just wants to know why her mommy isn’t coming back home. And the more I think about it, the more I want to go and kick the shit out of my ex, and this time not on my own behalf.

God it’s so weird how life works sometimes.

Okay, tumblr ate my last post and now I’m even more irritated.

So I decided to try watching this documentary about this dude who got his proposal turned down because he has a small dick.

5 minutes in and I’m already all the way over it.

Like, first of all, fuck you, dude. 

Secondly, if you didn’t want to be embarrassed in public, maybe proposing on a jumbotron is not the greatest idea.

Also, I am so grossed out (but by no means surprised) by the number of people (male and female) who are blaming the woman in this situation. Soooo many tears for this asshole who got his feelings hurt because his girlfriend dared to say no. 


Oh, and ETA: At least she waited until later and didn’t put your micropeen on blast in front of the whole stadium, which is what I wish had happened.