Brain Detritus

what's rattling around in there
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contemporaryillusions:

Now Serving: EXECUTIVE BUSINESSWOMAN 

contemporaryillusions:

Now Serving: EXECUTIVE BUSINESSWOMAN 

(via voguingfemme)

aximili:

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies “your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil “perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more

aximili:

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more

(via mediumtrip)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via arendelsas)

PUPPY/KITTEN CAMS EXIST

You are literally the best kind of person. I am going to watch all of the kitten cams now.

So hey, here’s a thing you should definitely not do. Don’t go on the blog of a person you used to date and look at the stuff they used to post about you and sort of miss them because you are a little lonely and drunk.

Don’t do that.

That’s dumb.

Go look at pictures of stupid cats instead.

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(via ahollowforest)

American Horror Story: Easter

(via kindamouthy)

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

(via ryanvoid)

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

(via jhatesyourcrocs)

forsciencejohn:

dirtydaryldixon:

better start preparing for the season finale now.

image

it doesn’t even matter what show this is for

(via chatterboxrose)

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

(via angryshortfemme)

derpycats:

"Who’s here, Suki? Who is it?"

derpycats:

"Who’s here, Suki? Who is it?"

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

(via fatpeoplecatpeople)

  • me: *clicks reblog*
  • tumblr: did you mean reblog as link?
  • me: NO *deletes post* *tries again* *clicks reblog*
  • tumblr: we think you meant to reblog as link
  • me: no i didn't
  • tumblr: we really think you did
  • me: NO i don't want to
  • tumblr: but wouldn't it be better if you did?
  • me: NO!
  • tumblr: we think it would be better if that text post was a link
  • me: LITERALLY NO ONE EVER WANTS TO REBLOG A TEXT POST AS A LINK TUMBLR. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THAT A THING. IT'S NOT A THING. NOBODY EVER WANTS THAT TO BE A THING.
  • tumblr: we think it's a thing

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via vampireisabitstrong)